One day i want to copy someone's status word for word and see if they notice Is it da way I look Dey neva trust me WHY WHY Ion kno

Myles McCain One day i want to copy someone's status word for word and see if they notice

 

Kutura BrightmanBoss Jeune Is it da way I look.. Dey neva trust me.. WHY WHY... Ion kno..

 

Felicia Lomax I DON'T WANT NO SECTION 8 VOUCHER STRUGGLING IN THAT STOLEN PROPERTY WHILE THE FBI TRYING TO FRAME ME FOR TAX INVASION WITH THEY NIGGER I AINT SPLITING NO TIME WITH THAT LYING BITCH AND I AINT NEVER GOING TO NO CHURCH.I GOT TO GET JANASIA SUSPENSION PAPERS TOMMOROW AND DO MY SISTER HAIR I MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO 1 HOUR AT THE LEGLER LIBRARY AND STURDAY WE ARE GOING TO BE AT THE OLIVE BRANCH MISSION SHELTER WHERE WE LIVE THE WHOLE DAY.CATCH ALOT OF BITCHES,HUNKIES NIGGERS FOREIGNERS LYING.

 

Katelyn Williams Just chillin wiff my my brothers ross and wyatt yea they tryin to show me some mad ninja moves ha to bad i already got skill(: # loveyouguys(:

 

Courtney Serie tomorrow is already friday; i wish every week would go by this fast!

 

Vicki Kriner My promise to my children as long as i live ~ I am your Parent 1st -your Friend 2nd. I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare & hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed because I LOVE YOU ! When you understand that, I will know you are a responsible adult. You will NEVER find someone who loves, prays, cares, & worries about you more than I do! If you don't hate me once in your life - I am not doing my job properly. Re-post if you are a parent & agree

 

Julie Evans I now have a new phone. Same number as before.

 

Martha Schook-Swan So the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that you have the right to protest military funerals. I invite you to start your protest in my front yard, and we can see if your first amendment right is better than my second amendment right. Repost if you're a vet, love a vet, or just support vets

 

Jennifer Rosenfeldt I told this guy I didn't like him because of his air (as in his aura or presence). I saw him today and he asked, "does this change your mind?" He got his HAIR cut. Lmao

 

Psyche Orihara Dear ( whatever you like to call me ), I ____ you. You have (a) nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love,_______________ (P.S. ______________.) Oh and I am __________ (going/not going) to post this as my status and see what you write about me.

 

Beverly Ann Eberhardt had a mad morning but all I needed was food lol

 

Предраг Ратић Иду мрав и слон пустињом, а слон ће мраву: - Мраве, брате, ја црко'од жеђи! - Не брини, брате, понео сам чутурицу...

 

Sabrina Manji Dhalla just bought tix to CATS the musical coming to EDM in Feb 2012! As a season tix holder I get the perks... let me know if anyone else is interested!!!

 

Susana DeJong Notice is in. Dont care what happens tomm. Done caring done trying I give up. I tried God knows I did

 

Brittany Leigh Cole umm nap time i think for everybody even gertrude. im pooped out!!!

 

Chelsea Jimmy Beam Cottle The hilarious moment when u walk past the girls toilets at school and here the following conversation. Girl 1. Today is going to be a shit day. Girl 2. Why? Girl 1. Cause its friday and ms morgan is always in a shity bitchy mood every friday. Girl 2. She needs a bong. Bahaha fuk i nearly feel over from laughing!

 

Kristina Zamudio enjoyed today took uncle bob to get some boots hes been wanting and took him to lunch he said im just gona stay in the car im not hungry i said no come in and let me tell you for not being hungry he sure did make two trips in the buffet line lol:)

 

Michelle Coppola Post this if you have a Grandma in Heaven! "¸¸.•*"Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ"*•.¸¸If flowers grow in heaven Lord, then pick a bunch for me.. place them in my grandmas arms and tell her they're from me. Tell her that I love and miss her, and when she turns to smile,..Place a kiss upon her cheek and hold her for a while.

 

Glenn Krols I know you see the guap, cause gettin money is what we on Ridin drop top in the winter with the heat on Bad yella bitch, keep my passenger seat warm Leg hangin out the window, you aint got these on - Old Wayne<3

 

MuMu Ncc VL Joyner It wouldn't b me if I didn't get nasty lmao

 

Nomfundo Mabila Ma babys turning 4 today what should i du 4 her besides a party that is in mind and will be 2moro

 

Eilene Fearnside Who is on your YELLOW BRICK ROAD. Use the top 11 people in your profile. 1. Aunty Em- Lai Chim Chan 2. Dorothy- Eva-Marie Higgins 3. Toto- Rome Lucas 4. Good witch of the North- Kaylee Fabela 5. Representing the lollipop guild- Tina Patel (I think Facebook is referencing your height :P) 6. Scarecrow- Paul Trebilcox-Ruiz 7. Tin Man- Leila M. 8. Cowardly Lion- Karina Porter 9. Wicked Witch- Lyn Ann Caldwell 10. Winged monkey- Leah Goecker 11. The great and powerful Oz- Jared Fearnside

 

Zachary William Hardy i cant do shit right...:( i always disappoint you, why do you take the time to try with me...

 

Juan Martin Varela Anyone good at updating resumes? I am on the job hunt and updating my resume. And if you have any good leads on a job let me know. I am looking for something in business or education (academic counselor). Thanks everyone

 

Hannah Butler Me: alexis r u going to da aerodrome 2morrow Alexis Gamez : yeah probably Me: okay Alexis : but if i wanted to go iceskating i could just go on my dads car it has ice on it Me : lmfao (x okay sure Alexis : im not kiding ...... OMG how i love this gurl !!(:

 

Women Remember Men treat what they see So if act like a fool Then they are going to treat u like a fool LMS EVERYONE FAVORITE PICTURE: RATE : TBH: WHAT I LIKE

Tashy Boo Women.... Remember..... Men treat what they see.... So if act like a fool.... Then they are going to treat u like a fool!!!

 

Teron Copeland LMS (EVERYONE ) FAVORITE PICTURE: RATE : TBH: WHAT I LIKE ABOUT U IS: WHAT I DISLIKE ABOUT YOU: WHAT ARE WE:

 

Asad Khan SHIRT & TIE ALL OVER THE MONTH .....i HOPE GUYZ U GOT MY POINT !!!!!!! Lolz

 

Matthew Mendez http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX7eQQyHji8

2Pac - Wonda Why They Call U Bitch

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Isabel Hernandez Men me Duelen mis harm me pikaron 3 timeE fckn dat shiitt duele but is was funnyy kus my sister mirsa,was cryinq hahaha a eya le,dieron 4 lmfao dat wat u,qet por,andarte riendo de mi qurll lol'!!:)

 

Lyfe Living Prince Wen i open my eyes all i see iz money lookin in da mirror i see a nigga datz 100 everything around me everything um tied to real niggas follow me i will not misguide u...

 

Hope Levay Gottlieb Learned from one of my clients today that being extremely tired can raise your blood alcohol content by .08%! Things that make u go hmmmm

 

Michelle Deal SO FAR SO GOOD!! LIFE IS GETTING BETTER. I HATE DUMBASSESS WHO ONLY THINK ABOUT THEM SELVES!!REMEMBER U HAVE 2 SONS WHO NEED YOU!!!!AND MISS YOU!! SO FIX IT.....

 

Chinagorom John A frnd z a plezur evn in tyms of prezur u re a trezur dt cnt b mezurd am nt gvn u a lectur bt u dezav d gestur, carez al my frnds.

 

Slim Gifa i hav com 2 do de wrong things ask me why it's complicated,ask me wrong & complicated qestion i wil answer u

 

Rhovelle Luke When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When u open it, he collapses. When he see's u reading it, he faints. When he see's u living it , he flees. And just when ur about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage you. I just defeated him. Like, Copy & paste if ur in God's Army

 

Destiny David "pls ladies don't ever think u can win a man's heart by giving urself to him in bed all time or,thinking b cos u are very gud in bed,He will stick to u 4ever. capital NO!''

 

Jrock Smokeey'Money Savage yea I got a couple niggas det will just bang just because u walked past us #realshit

 

Janyssa Mcgruder Loved to da fullest by chayshaun don't need no more but u

 

Vikram Yogiswar Like if u think/do like this!!!!

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Coco Love How do u go about getting voxer? Think I want one...

 

Abby Nichols i'm at my baby man and going to out to eat soon so ill talk to u later

 

Mike Berntsen This may be sad but if u watch emmerdale then b4 Xmas Cain is gonna die , but by who ??? Come on ANSWER !!!

 

Randy Toker u can get black ops zombies on your ipod or iphone or anything with a fucking I.. how cool is that!

 

Sheena Brister DISTURBED BY WHAT I HEARD ON THE NEWS JUST NOW! SMDH! HOW THE F*** CAN U HARM A CHILD! IM A LIL TIGHT RIGHT NOW..NEED TO CALCUALTE THIS SMH

 

Benard Nickz Dickz u get 2 tak it or liv it.stil in de crazy world

 

Princess Lils Kutt Some ppl really be fronting bout makin moves on their facebook status's and im like WTF lol r u serious... U makin money but u ALWAYS gotta white tee at the club I understand sometimes but ALL the time SMFH SAN's. Get yo fit game up!

 

Liam Morris girl meets a boy on her yahoo messenger: crazy1 86: hey baby!!! h0tNsPiCy91: who is this??? ... ... ... ... ... ... crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!! h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this??? crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes... crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true. crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho. crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u. crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight.... h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!? crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you... crazy1 86 had signed off. The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead. PART 2... Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant messege. h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!! 2seXay4u: Who is this? h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis. 2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child. 2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh? h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you? h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister. h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death. 2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid. h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor. h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name. h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''. h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell. The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hung. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!" - LISA SMITH This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you! DONT BELEIVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE

 

Fiah Trinity-Rose Cowley Happy Birthday to the man of my dreams,love of my life & the father of my princess:) wish you nothing but the best,thank u for being the person u are,loving,caring & a hard worker, you always put our family first no matter what..I am truly blessed to have u in my life..thank the lord for blessing you with yet another year added to your special life & for giving you good strength each n everyday.we love you & can't wait for you to come home.. Happy Birthday Benjamin Ah Sam <3

 

Glenda CaramelKilla Brantley LMS if u keep it 100 no matter wat

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