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La modelo de la imagen es: Tara Lynn
Esta foto salió publicada en la revista Elle France el 26 de marzo de 2010
El autor de la fotografía es David Oldham
La usamos para ilustrar esta anécdota porque nos parece una bellísima fotografía.
SIRENA O BALLENA?
Hace algún tiempo a la entrada de un gimnasio se podía ver un cartel con la foto de una chica de físico espectacular con escrito: "este verano, quieres ser sirena o ballena?"
Se cuenta que una mujer, de la que no conocemos su aspecto físico, respondió a esta pregunta de la siguiente manera:
Estimados señores, las ballenas están siempre rodeadas de amigos (delfines, focas, humanos curiosos), tienen una vida sexual muy activa y crían a sus pequeños con mucho cariño.
Se divierten como locas con los delfines y comen gambas hasta empacharse. Nadan todo el día y viajan hasta lugares fantásticos como la Patagonia, el mar de Barens o las barreras coralinas de Polinesia.
Cantan estupendamente y algunas veces hasta graban cds. Son animales impresionantes y muy queridos, a los que se defiende y admira en todo el mundo.
Las sirenas no existen.
Pero si existieran harían cola en la consulta del psicólogo debido a un problema de desdoblamiento de la personalidad, mujer o pescado?
No tendrían vida sexual y no podrían tener hijos.
Serian graciosas, es cierto, pero solitarias y tristes.
Y además, quien querría a su lado una chica que huele a pescado?
Sin lugar a dudas, yo prefiero ser una ballena.
En una época en la que los medios de comunicación nos meten en la cabeza que solo las delgadas con bellas, yo prefiero comerme un helado con mis hijos, cenar con mi marido, comer y beber y divertirme con mis amigas.
Y ustedes?
(Lo tomé del muro de Carlos Fernando Larrahondo)
Amber Moore S/O to myself for spilling my pop all over my paperwork at work right before I was getting ready to leave! Ughh...At least I will have a super clean desk when I come in tomorrow morning! :-)
SalimahsoGood Hawkins No matter what differences we may I have I love my family and s/o Carleen Hawkins I love and miss you soo much rest in paradise
Silvia Rejane é galera termos 3 meses pra protestar contra o bbb aja saco começamos ja metendo pau por falta da etinia negra afros,zulus gente preta isso nao tem lá
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& ALL OTHER GREEKS
Guadalupe Estrada Well I thought people could change. And just when I let that person back in. I read everything he posted about me. From calling me a bitch to the way I raised him. To even his words the shit hole I had him in. So it is best to let him go. I am not going to let an ungrateful asshole. Bring me down. I was a single parent who went above & beyond to provide for him. Since he can't say that about his biological father. Now I see he turned out exactly like him. But o well win some loose some. He will be alrite. Because weather he likes it or not he got my attitude. And he will be the man version of me. That he can not change.
وأخيرا وجدت أطفالي في آخر الليل
يحكى أن رجلا دخل المسجد في غير وقت الصلاة فراءه رجل كبير في السن
فقال له تعااااال يا ولدي ما لي أراك في وقت غير الصلاة ووجهك عليه الحزن والهم
قال يا والدي انني متزوج منذ فتره ولم يرزقني الله بأطفال العب معهم ويلعبون معي ولم اترك طبيب في العالم إلا وذهبت أليه ولم أجد العلاج
فقال الرجل العجوز لهذا الرجل اجلس فجلس فقال له سوف أعطيك الدواء وهذا الدواء صعب للغاية ولكن والله ثم والله انه فيه الشفاء
فقال ما هو؟
قال الرجل العجوز هو أن تقوم قبل صلاه الفجر بساعة أنت وزوجتك وتقسّم هذه الساعة إلي نصفين النصف الأول قيام ليل ونصف الثاني استغفار .
فالله عزّ وجلّ يقول (فَقُلْتُ اسْتَغْفِرُوا رَبَّكُمْ إِنَّهُ كَانَ غَفَّارًا * يُرْسِلِ السَّمَاءَ عَلَيْكُم مِّدْرَارًا * وَيُمْدِدْكُم بِأَمْوَالٍ وَبَنِينَ وَيَجْعَل لَّكُمْ جَنَّاتٍ وَيَجْعَل لَّكُمْ أَنْهَارًا * مَّا لَكُمْ لَا تَرْجُونَ لِلَّهِ وَقَارًا * وَقَدْ خَلَقَكُمْ أَطْوَارًا) سوره نوح.
فذهب هذا الرجل إلى زوجته ........ ودعونا نسمع الحوار الذي دار بينه وبين زوجته
زوجتي العزيزة الحمد الله الحمد الله وجدت الدواء وجدت الدواء بإذن الله ولكنه صعب جدا
الزوجة : ما هو يا زوجي العزيز
الزوج : نقوم قبل صلاه الفجر بساعة نصف ساعة صلاه ونصف الثاني استغفار.. فهل أنتي مستعدة على أن نفعل ذلك
الزوجة: طبعا يا زوجي مستعدة لان هذا كلام الله سبحانه وتعالى
الزوج: متى نبدأ
الزوجة: من اليوم إن شاء الله
وفعلاً بدأ هذا الرجل هو وزوجته وبعد مرور 15 يوم فقط جاء لهذه المرأة أعراض الحمل ثم ذهب بها زوجها إلي الطبيب وبعد عمل التحليل اللازم قال الطبيب لهذا الرجل أن زوجتك حامل.
قال صلى الله عليه وسلم : ( من لزم الإستغفار جعل الله له من كل ضيق مخرجاً ومن كل هم فرجاً ومن كل بلاء عافيه ورزقه الله من حيث لا يحتسب )
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
إذا أعجبتك القصة وإستفدت منها
إضغط لايك وشير share
وإترك تعليقك من فضلك ^_^
اللّهم لك الحمد ملء الأرض والسماوات ولك الحمد ملء ما شئت من شيء بعد
Kuye Michael Alani heat dey 4 Nija oh,my God answer ma prayers fast fast o
Raony Cesar TORNAR O SIMPLES EM COMPLICADO EH FACIL ... ,TORNAR O COMPLICADO EM SIMPLES EH CRIATIVIDADE .... Kd figura que Apareceeeeee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nK98Vk5iis
Vídeo com legenda dos bebês conversando sobre o erro absurdo que a mãe deles cometeu ao fazer a compra de uma TV que da dor de cabeça pela segunda vez.
Osasuna Osasu 1 begger dey beg me money I com giv am #200, he com say tnk u Oga...bt Oga if u go fit top am smal tin coz of subsidy I go appreciate o,& God go bless u.
Hmmm...SUBSIDY!!!
Josie Romero What's for dinner o yeah baked beef cubes, four cheese bowties with broccoli yummm cant wait till its done hope everyone has a good night huggs :))
Shatara Prichett He GON MAKE IT HAPPEN #DADDYCAKES! O YEA AND IT GETS SOOO MUCH BETTER! T.P
Omodeowo Henry Paul Ha! Sha no bi nigeria,o jo jumo ni ajiriya gbo gbo wa de ni a fi ori fa ya it a pity why do dey kill mr yar aduwa????
Likes
Ashlee Mae 5 Likes & ill do this ♥
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? Yes<3
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? Oh yeah(; JAYYKAYY(:
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? Yesterday...haha
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? only if they dont look like a creeper.
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? I dont think so. haha
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? Yes<3
7. What exactly are you wearing right now? Boxers with my pink shirt with a white tank top<3
8. How often do you listen to music? Every second<3
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more.? Jeans<3
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013? Yes. I hope so..<3
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? SOCIAL<3
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘R’? Yupp. hahaha
13. Who are your bestfriend(s)? Hannah, Arianna, Tyler, Dylan, Logan. Thats it. haah
14. Can you drive a stick shift? I wish<3
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? Nope. I like who i am. If they dont like me thats their problem. not mine<3
16. Are you going out of town soon? Nope/:
17. When was the last time you cried? Yesterday..
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them? Yupp<3
19. If you could change your eye color, would you? Nope<3
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for? Yessss<3
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. Leaving my phone on the bus..HAHAHA<3
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead.? Yes<3
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to? NOO.!
24. What are you sitting on right now? My bed(:
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you? Oh yeah<3
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Uhmm. I dont know. haha
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night.? I think it was Logan. haha
28. Do you get a lot of colds? I dont know. I always feel sick. haha
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from.? PINK<3
30. Does anyone hate you? I honestly dont care.<3
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room? You know it (;
32. Do you like watching scary movies? YESS<3 but i need a pillow to cover my face. haha
33. Do you want your tongue pierced? ouch. ewh. no.
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? 6th grade. i regret everything but my bestfriends<3
35. Did you have a dream last night? Yupp. hhaha
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Like. 2 hours ago, haha
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? HAHAHA.! I dont think so..
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Yess<3
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Yess<3
40. Did you have a good day yesterday? Sorta/:
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? No. But 1 month ago i was <3
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl? yes<3
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yes
Nii Marley Simmonds aaahhh o...na i figa sae u dey biz me w3da i go skul b4(as in shs)d@ b y...niwaez i go go skul wednesdae RT (cont) http://wl.tl/IqyQb
Pedro Maximo Engraccado como o pra sempre dura taum pouco.
Nadia Capi O my!!!..everytime I open a book I get very sleepy!!...but I need to finish 4 books in a wk!.no no !..why me?...;/
Tsholo Mohloai Onika Maraj T- Talented over da top
S- Sensitive and sturbbon
H- Hot house nd hiphop fanatic
O- Outstanding babe
L- Ludicrous
O- On top of the list
F- Famous fashion fanatic bitch
E- Entertaining
L- Loud
O- Out there
Godi Obakeng In da nme ó me...wud lyk 2 sy splndd 9t 2 u al,luv u...
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